A Portugese High Court has decided to reduce the compensation awarded to a middle aged woman on the grounds that sex for a woman over 50 is less important. Seriously.
This lady underwent a medical procedure that went wrong, and unfortunately she now has severe pain when she has sex.
Shagging not as important when you’re over 50? I beg to differ M’lud.
Sex is still a big deal to ladies who’ve passed this landmark. Here’s why.
1.The biggest passion killers have left home
This is a massive aphrodisiac as you know there’ll be no interruptions, so turn your phones off, lock the doors and enjoy.
2. Molly menopause has hopefully packed her bags as well
Otherwise maybe it’s a good idea to hide all sharp implements.
3.The fact you know you can’t get pregnant is so liberating
But let’s not forget the door policy guys – no condom, no entry. STDs are on the increase in the over 50s.