Sometimes, it’s perfectly appropriate to keep your mouth shut, sex is one such time. Before you blow it up (no pun intended), here are 7 Things You Should Never Tell A Woman During Sex:

1. Technical Hero – Call It Intercourse

While it okay for doctors, therapists and your mom to call it sexual intercourse, save your partner the horror and refer to sex as sex or gentler still, ‘making love’.

2. Are You Done Yet?

Women don’t orgasm as easily as men do and it doesn’t help if you start to treat the act like a race. Calm down and give her a hand.

3. My Ex Used To Do It Like This…

Well, then you should’ve made a clone of her and had a go, to your heart’s content.

4. I Love You

While this is acceptable if you’ve been in a relationship for a while, professing your love during sex is the worst idea ever. Also, you risk coming off as absolutely insane. Not to mention, desperate.

5. You’re So Much Better Than The Others

Keep your scoring card and the roster of your conquests to yourself, there’s no need to let her know you’re ranking her. Also, in the name of all that’s good in this world, STOP!

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