Rebecca Vanguard used to go by the stage name Sailor Luna. She changed it around the same time she hired Shrek, aka Erika Icon.

In fact, Erika is the one who came up with the last name Vanguard.

Pretty cool huh?

Except, Erika didn’t do that cus she thought it sounded cool. No, she did it because she thought it was the legal last name of someone she doesn’t like. Only she’s too stupid to do more than a 1st page Google search.

If Erika put as much time into research as she does leaving negative gym reviews on Yelp, she may of got away with one…

Erika is a disgusting human, it’s only fitting her and Sandra are BFF’s.