How great is this? The NFL/CBS said NO to 5 million.. Why? Because Tori Black is wearing slightly less then the cheerleaders CBS will give 3 minutes of airtime to. While I understand the Super Bowl has turned into a family affair, I’m certain little Timmy isn’t gonna sneak out of the house, buy a fake ID, and try and buy a table dance from Tori.. Of course, little Timmy may see his dad drinking, coupled with all the funny beer commercials, and raid the fridge later. Soon Timmy is a drunk, not wearing condoms, and fathering kids out of wedlock before he finally gets sentenced for all his DWIs..
I wonder how many times CBS will broadcast F Bombs during the game or Peyton moving his dick around before a snap? Little Sally will ask her mom, why does number 18 keep saying fuck and playing with his wiener? Not sure Sally but if Tori Black comes across the screen turn your head and say 5 Hail Marys..
If given the choice, I pick Tori in a bikini over Peyton’s cock grabbing 10 out of 10 times..
CBS isn’t taking a chance on a nipplegate repeat … it’s giving a strip club the ax when it comes to a commercial spot during Super Bowl 50.
The famous NYC strip club, Scores, was ready to throw down $5 million for a coveted 30 second spot to promote ScoresLive.com … which offers one-on-one online interaction with strippers.
If you think that sounds awesome … you’re not a CBS honcho. The network fired off a letter saying the Scores ad “didn’t meet the standards of the NFL.”
We got a copy of the NFL ad guidelines and along with firearms, contraceptives and gambling-related ads — companies featuring “nude or semi-nude performers” don’t make the cut.
The spot is totally PG, by strip joint standards, but CBS is playing it safe.
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