When it gets hot outside, Democrats think women take off all their clothes—and sell their bodies for cash. Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) and several other House Democrats have pushed a formal resolution (H. Con. Res. 36) claiming that women are disproportionately hurt by climate change and are forced to go into prostitution in order to survive.
This is a ludicrous theory. But Democrats specialize in pushing ludicrous theories. I mean, if it were colder, do Democrats think women would be making money as dancing Eskimos?
When People Magazine asked First Lady Michelle Obama who she would be if she could be anyone else, she said: “I’d be Beyoncé.” So Michelle says she wants to be like sex symbol and Super Bowl Exotic Dancer, Beyoncé. What kind of message is she sending to young girls? Maybe Democrats should refocus on the cultural problems in our society and try valuing women for more than their sexual worth.
Democrats need a reality check. First, the man-made global warming frenzy is a joke. Remember Climategate? On November 19, 2009, a whistleblower released thousands of documents and emails on the server for the Climatic Research Unit of the University of East Anglia in the United Kingdom.
The documents showed that the same “scientists” aggressively pushing the man-made climate change scare were cutting back-door deals to protect their funding from the global community, exaggerating the number of scientists with PhDs who signed off on their data, hiding data and trying to blackmail scientists who wouldn’t go along.
Second, women are most likely choosing demeaning careers like prostitution over engineering or neuroscience because Barack Hussein Obama has destroyed our economy. So, lets stop blaming climate change (a natural occurrence) and start blaming Obama’s socialist policies for making women feel trapped.
If anything, women are at an advantage when it comes to making money with their bodily assets. Earlier this year, the Kansas Supreme Court ruled that exotic dancers (dominantly women) may collect unemployment insurance even though they are independent contractors. Meanwhile NFL football players and real estate agents (also independent contractors) do not qualify for unemployment insurance.
So, the hotter it gets and the more clothes one takes off, the more (not less) money the federal government will give women. Only in Obamaville. Click here to read 20 Nasty, Weird and Sexist Liberal Cracks About Women.