The porn star, Danny Wylde (who’s birth name is Christopher Zeischegg), has been retired from XXX for three years now. But that’s not stopping him from keeping his greedy hands in the adult entertainment market.

He recently launched his official website, ChristopherZeischegg.com. Today, he launches his first official store.

The ‘merch‘ section of ChristopherZeischegg.com is a post-modern nod towards America and its love of neo-fascism. Wylde has opted to give his fans less of what they want, and more of what they don’t. He’s kept his store boring, useless, and free of pornography. In fact, the only items currently for sale are a paperback novel, penned by Wylde, and a t-shirt, which references his casual relationship to the occult.

More items are sure to be on their way.

In the meantime, one can explore Wylde’s website, and find links to his Wyldefire hot sauce collaboration with chef, Royce Burke.