Vibrators.com is offering an Affordable Care Act for your lady parts — they’re giving away 200 vibrators a day to federal employees affected by the government shutdown. It’s becoming more and more obvious that this is what the sluts wanted all along.

From their website:

Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?

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