Monarchy Sends Aid & Cuckold Porn Offer to Oklahoma Sooners WR Trey Metoyer

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LOS ANGELES - Monarchy Distribution has announced they have shipped a care package to Trey Metoyer, the Oklahoma Sooners Wide Receiver who just can't seem to find a safe place to masturbate as well as an official porn offer to appear in one of the studio's Cuckold releases.

According to TMZ, The sophomore -- who was a 5-star recruit out of high school -- was charged with 2 counts of felony indecent exposure after allegedly throwing a J in public on 2 separate occasions.
Here's the breakdown, according to cops:

8/29/13 -- Someone called police in Norman, OK to report a man wearing a blue shirt and blue pants pleasuring himself inside of a red Pontiac Grand Am.

9/17/13 -- A woman called police saying Metoyer approached her while she was walking her dog and asked to borrow a pen. She went inside her apt. to grab it and when she returned outside, Trey was outside of her front door" masturbating in front of her apartment."

"Masturbation is a completely normal hobby" says Mike Kulich, owner of Monarchy Distribution. "We just want to send Trey a care package of DVD's so he can enjoy everyone's favorite pastime in the safety of his own home. We are also throwing in a couple bottles of lube and a pocket pussy for endless hours of pleasure."

In addition to the care package, Monarchy has extended a $5,000 offer for Metoyer to star in one of the company's latest Cuckold releases. If accepted, Metoyer will star alongside a couple as they make love and he is able to watch from a safe distance, member in hand.