It’s Too Big: Jonah Falcon Writes A Song About Having The World’s Biggest Penis

Apr 30, 2013
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Finally, Jonah Falcon’s penis is solidified in song.

The man famous for his 13.5-inch, record-setting penis released a song, and it’s bound to impress even the most hardened of pop fans.

“It’s Too Big,” released on iTunes and on April 16, features Jonah Falcon penetrating voice singing about his penis, which was again thrown into the limelight after HuffPost Weird News covered Falcon getting frisked by the TSA.

With lyrics like these, it’s clear to see that Falcon — and his co-pop singer, Adam Barta — are looking to go big:

“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”

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Falcon didn’t comment on the girthy tune. His new publicist wants to embargo the package, even though it was already released.

Gina Rodriguez — a former porn star who has represented such luminaries as “Octomom” Nadya Suleman and reality cast members Alex McCord and Nik Richie — told HuffPost Weird News, “There will be no interview.”

The song can speak for itself. Falcon fans will be excited to know that “It’s Too Big,” a clear homage to the Pet Shop Boys and anything that can’t be measured by a standard ruler, won’t be going flaccid any time soon.

Download it before it pops the charts.


Also read: World’s Most Well Endowed Man Stopped And Frisked By TSA For Carrying ‘Suspicious Package’

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