Why Join The Scam Porn Union When You Can Join AAA #IEAU #Union

Why Join The Scam Porn Union When You Can Join AAA #IEAU #Union

The porn union turned out to be a bigger failure then Phyllisha Ann’s career.   I think it’s to the point where even Phyllisha Ann has realized this..

The twitter account has been dormant for close to a month and a half;

Never one to miss out on making a buck, Phyllisha Ann’s last couple tweets were an attempt at exploiting chicken fuckers name.

Even the website sits dead, no updates and the last blog entry was back in March…

Huh?  The Union knows the truth about healthcare? And if I wanna know all I have to do is give Phyllisha Ann 600 bucks plus a small monthly dues  payment and she will tell me?   Fuck man talk about a great deal…

One of my favorite all time Phyllisha Ann blogs, has absolutely nothing to do with this post other then a way for everyone to laugh

So for $720 bucks a year and a small down payment I can get up to $8000 bucks a month in coverage? That’s almost as cool as knowing the “truth behind healthcare”

Why is rehab included? Isn’t one of the IEAU rules no drug use?…And for those wondering, no word yet on whether or not Phyllisha Ann used that awesome insurance deal to go to rehab..

You would think after the IAEU filed over 50 lawsuits they would of updated their blog:

LOL  I’m sure thats totally true, im certain filing some self serving frivolous complaints with the labor board constitutes 50 plus lawsuits…

Maybe Phyllisha Ann is to busy on tour to blog:

This is one of those thats not me moments..I mean, isn’t Phyllisha Ann the one who publicly talked about escorting being bad. And correct me if I’m wrong, but, would this be a violation of IEAU rules:

Stay out of trouble with the law, does that mean you can break it as long as you don’t get caught?

Not that companionship is illegal, its not..But I have heard rumors that sometimes if the price is right, a companion could be persuaded to have sexual relations with someone in a hotel room while on tour which is only legal in certain places..Keep in mind these are just rumors and I have no solid proof that people have actually payed others for sex.  Which of course should be legal…

The one thing that Phyllisha Ann’s failed Union has done, outside of siding with AHF in the condom war, illegally recording AHF phone calls, fixing Union elections, and having a judge declare Phyllisha Ann’s prop 60 signature invalid, is offering Union members discounts on Halloween costumes..

So for a $600 initiation fee and roughly $360 bucks a year in dues you can get a discount on a witch costume. Winning….

Or is it…

Recently, I joined triple AAA, not to be confused with AA or A… Not sure what the single A stands for but you get the point, its triple the A’s

I paid roughly $120 bucks for the year, not only did I get an awesome triple A card thats partially see through, but a matching tiny triple A card for my key chains thats also, you guessed it, partially see thru..And if that wasn’t enough, it came with a little book that offered all kinds of deals..

Ready,

Discounts on airport parking, Amtrak, GrandCanyon, Lego Land, Candle shops, Hertz, Pet Stores,  Universal Orlando resorts, Carfax, Oil changes, Auto parts, Papa Johns, Landry’s seafood, Tons of other restaurants, Candy Stores, Zoo’s, Universal Studios Hollywood, Flowers To Go, Dell, Hewlett Packard, Reebok Stores, Museums, Hard Rock Cafe, 10% off stays at MGM hotels, (but not allowed to have sex for money) 5% Of Hilton’s Hotels, 15% off stays at the Westin…

These are just some of the 100’s of things that get you a discount thru AAA.. The only thing not included is the “truth behind healthcare”..But I’m sure one day AAA will add that..

It’s your call, you can pay 960 bucks for discounted holiday costumes or get real discounts using a really cool card for less then 130 bucks a year…

 

 

 

 

One Response to "Why Join The Scam Porn Union When You Can Join AAA #IEAU #Union"

  1. crunkleschwitz   July 10, 2017 6:43 am at 6:43 AM

    Best thing about AAA Plus is the 4 tows/yr of up to 100miles. In my partying days, I would often use them to get home from the bar when I was too drunk or tired to drive. Juice the driver a $20, don’t act like a dick, and they don’t care, cause they gonna get paid.

     
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