Colin‘s claim to fame is NADA. He hangs out on the XBIZ forum making up lies about porn in an effort to stay relevant…

The only way he will show up to FSC meetings is if some how there’s free drinks. He didn’t name his company “Wasteland” for nothing.

Like an APAC pool party, Colin wants the goodies.  When I think of people who need to be beaten by the cops, Colin pops up.

Weaving thru traffic, LAPD pulls Colin over, he immediately whips out his XBIZ Ambassador card and orders the cop to back off. Laughing, the LAPD pulls him out and begins to beat him while Colin screams “I Know Alec Helmy!” The officer, while tazing him, says “Fuck XBIZ.”  They search his car and find 387 empty White Claw cans and 18 Wine Coolers on ice, enraged that he would drink something so Caitlin Jenner, they call for more backup, and beat him till he admits AVN has the only awards that matter.

A vote for Colin weakens America.