Today we tell you a touching tale about a lone passenger that will surely bring you to tears.

Who is this passenger, you might ask? Well, it’s a giant black dildo. That’s right: a giant black dildo yearning for someone at the airport to claim it. Will someone make this giant black dildo’s dreams come true? Somewhere out there is a large, gaping hole looking to be filled.

You’ll find your match one day, giant black dildo. Never give up faith…

For more dildo humor, check out: ‘That Awkward Moment When A Kid Discovers His Mom’s Enormous Dildo (Video)‘