New Book: Jenny McCarthy Once Got High On Ecstacy And Tried To Have Sex With A Tree

Nov 11, 2012
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There’s a reason they tell you to just say “no.”

Jenny McCarthy doesn’t hold anything back in her new book, “Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic” — including the time she was so high on ecstasy she tried to have sex with a tree.

The Daily Mail reports that the 40-year-old actress and Playboy model writes that after taking one too many hits of the party drug she found herself completely naked and holding a tree to brace herself. “The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping,” she wrote.

McCarthy also revealed that during the same drug binge some of her friends began to freak out over how many pills they had taken and wanted to walk to the nearest road to get help, but the actress managed to have a lucid thought.

“I noticed that we weren’t wearing anything. So I responded, ‘Let’s not. We’re naked. Let’s just try to sneak back to the beach and get our clothes,” she wrote.

The book is full of confessions of secret lesbian trysts, drug use and even the claim that God once spoke to her directly.

“I heard a chanting voice breathing down my neck. It kept saying, “Bimbos in limbo,” she wrote. “This must have been an act of God to punish me.”

In recent years McCarthy has been best known for her campaign linking autism to vaccines, after her son Evan was diagnosed with the disorder in 2005. Much to the frustration of many in the scientific community, the actress has continued her campaign, despite the fact that the only study ever to link autism with vaccinations was declared fraudulent.


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Imposter Foster
Imposter Foster
9 years ago

See this is what the Los Angeles porn industry does. This woman was forced to take drugs and forced to have sex with a tree. There is probably some video of this out there. If she was under 18 then as I believe she was then this is just another disgusting act of child pornography from the sickos in the Los Angeles porn industry. I believe autism is a message from Jesus for those who align themselves with the LA porn industry in their attempt to take over the world and spread the messages of Satan. The voice that she… Read more »

Imposter Foster
Imposter Foster
9 years ago

She may consider herself a recovering Catholic now but I do not and I am the founder of Alexandralism and the 21 Commandments. If you do not follow the 21 Commandments you will be struck down by Jesus Christ just like how Darth Vader struck down Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars. Speaking of Star Wars who did Yoda think he was teaching people? He wasn’t God or Jesus. That little green mother fucker deserved to die. Only God, Jesus and I can teach people because I’ve been chosen and blessed by the Illuminati to single-handedly rid the world of these… Read more »

Imposter Foster
Imposter Foster
9 years ago

I am a strong black woman like Michelle Obama or Maya Angelou or Oprah. I will not be silenced or killed off. Not by La Cosa Nostra, the Sith, or any small penised white men. Speaking of small penised white men, I want to find a boyfriend. That Josh Duhamel is just so hot. I think he has a big penis that could really satisfy me. He was on a tv show called Las Vegas. I live in Las Vegas. I feel just like Fergie. Let’s get retarded.

Imposter Foster
Imposter Foster
9 years ago

I would like to marry a man with children because I can not have my own. I could do a good job taking care of children. I am good at cleaning and organizing. I clean and organize a lot. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Haven’t you seen all the changes in the world and especially the LA porn industry that have happened solely because of me? When President Obama leaves office I will become the first female President of the United States of America. On November 8, 2016, Vote Foster Or Get The Fuck Out You Racist Rednecks. - Buy & Sell Adult Traffic
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