When talking about penis size, it’s almost always framed in banter in the men’s locker room or in the schoolyard. But when guys aren’t joking about it, they are doing a hell of a lot of serious thinking about it. It’s also one of the highest search terms on Google, meaning that clearly a lot of men have questions but don’t quite know who to ask or where to start.
The people doing this searching, let’s be honest, aren’t the ones thinking: Hey, I have a really big penis. The questions around it are: is mine normal? And in an even tinier voice: is mine too small?
It’s subject matter that comedian and actor Patrick Moote knows all too well: he made a documentary about the size of his penis titled ‘Unhung Hero’.