Philly Man Crashes Car, Takes Clothes Off, Pleasures Himself

Jan 30, 2014
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It looks like “jackin’ it in San Diego” is a bicoastal phenomenon —

This might be one of the stranger stories you’ll hear this week (not to mention seriously NSFW). A New Jersey man crashed his car into a Crown Fried Chicken in Philadelphia this week. That sounds relatively normal, except for the fact that after the car crash, he got out of his car, took his clothes off, and proceeded to pleasure himself.

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Vincent Wade was charged with DUI, and is expected to also be charged with open lewdness and indecent exposure for revealing himself in public. It should be noted that all this happened just 400 feet from an elementary school.

Wade has, in fact, been arrested for DUI before, so this week’s was his fourth. The police report does not mention the masturbation, but someone who caught video of the scene told Philly Mag, “Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy.”

If you’ve come this far and haven’t gagged just a little yet, that means you can probably handle watching this video from the scene below, via Philly Mag (again, NSFW):

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