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Pornstar hooker alert – Uh oh Monica Foster

December 28, 2012 9:33 am
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  1. The funniest part of that is her trying to pass herself off as only 28… LOL.

    Unless it was written in, say, 2003, I am somewhat unconvinced regarding this document’s veracity.

    • Try this on:

      http://eroticmugshots.com/lasvegas-escorts/213-361-3579/?pid=7029861&v=m

      • Ha! She is so busted. Again.

        I just reread my first comment and it sounded like I was doubting whether the advert itself is real. Actually I absolutely think it’s kosher (uh oh, I just associated Fostard with a Jewish term… She gonna be MAD!)

        By “veracity” I meant in terms of Fosturd’s honesty (or lack thereof, as per usual) when filling it out, NOT regarding the authenticity of the document itself.

        I’m just clarifying, lest anyone think I was even marginally defending that toxic, wall-eyed scumfuck.

        Anyway… “28.” I’m still laughing.

  2. Massage. Eh. All that is is code for “I’m gonna upsell the living shit outta you once your dick is hard.”

    Also, I only get massages from Asian Massage Parlors that offer a table shower. It just makes me soooo happy when a Korean is scrubbing my asshole with a luffa, knowing she prolly gonna eat it in a couple minutes.

    If you that hard up for money Coco, my offer of $100 for your Hooker site still stands. $125 if you throw in some heavily moistened panties.

    • Check out the link I posted. ‘Monica the hooker hunter’ also has escort ads. We have the screenshots, in case she deletes them.

  3. When I go Vegas I see cheap hooker with eye that go wobble-wobble-wobble. I not know she famous. I get massage and dinner with her. With sex you get eggroll.

    • Didn’t you learn your lesson with Shelley the taxi dancer?

  4. Gee Fostard, isn’t this like the pot calling the kettle black? Also, isn’t it hypocritical going after Lorelei Lee for supposedly prostituting when you are doing it yourself? I think you owe Lorelei and all the others you accused of prostitution an apology and a retraction on your fiendish website.

    I think prostitution should be legal in general but I will make an exception for Fostard, I hope she gets arrested for prostitution and pandering and does multiple years in ass-fuck prison!

  5. I personally am willing to have sex with Sean Tompkins and/or Michael Whiteacre aka Oreo Rhythm at no charge. Just stop by Albertson’s and bring me some sushi and two boxes of White Grenache. If you see a man scrounging around the dumpsters for food, say hi to Nick Boner and give him some change.

  6. First Monica Foster’s twitter accounts get suspended for ongoing abusive behavior, and now this. I wonder if there will be more revealed about Foster any time soon….

    I wonder…

    • You haven’t seen anything yet. There’s a reason in high school that the junior varsity football team used to call me Outbreak.

  7. if foster didn’t post those photos, then someone must have been behind the two-way mirror in foster’s bathroom, taking photos of foster taking photos of herself. that’s very stealthy. whoever managed to do it deserves credit.

    • Yes, obviously the CIA, Nick East, the Illuminati, Will Ryder and the reptilians have been quite busy.

      • yes. hack, hack, hack. poor ol’ foster sure gets hacked a lot…her pwl hate posts, her email, her twitter, now her iphone.

        i bet it is someone she least expects – like John McAfee. i think he probably did it. nick east paid him with little baggies of jail shampoo.

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