So a reader left a link in the comment section of a Haze post..Hoping it was a link to some awesome fake Nigerian NFL jersey site i clicked it…
Imagine my surprise when it opened up to a baby registry for none other than Serenity Haze. I know what you’re thinking, Sean didn’t confuse than and then.
Like I told Grace, Im a wordmsith, like little Ralphie Parker writing to Santa about a BB Gun, this shit just rolls off my tongue with perfection.
Im certain this is totally legit. Its not like Serenity has ever used a sick kid to scam money before? What if she is pregnant? I can see the 1st day of school now, Serenity loads the little one into her 1978 white panel van, leaves the trailer park only to let the 5 year out of the van several blocks away from the school. “Mommy, why cant you drive me all the way to school?” Sorry little Cletus, mommy cant be within a 1000 feet of a school or a Chuckie Cheese.. Well can you at least tell me who my daddy is? Of course Cletus;
Sadly these 2 didn’t last long
Man, if these 2 lovebirds cant make it work there is little hope for the rest of us.. JT seemed like a great baby-daddy and awesome role model.
Maybe when little Cletus is older Mom can tell him about all her fans .
It seems Serenity’s fans will stop at nothing in their search for the latest news and info on her..Some even visiting this site to comment the stories:
Yeah, and her recent “magazine photos” she posted last week were taken by me about a year and a half ago. Way to not give credit
Just for the sake of accuracy, and to keep this amazing story accurate, i do believe the carnal knowledge charges were dropped and she may or maynot have been falsely accused.
She literally pissed every person in her hometown off. Apparently she started her porn career in junior high. Idk but i hear tales of a video, a dog, and peanut butter…..
The cardinal knowledge charges were dropped because she had sex with the kids dad. I know them both personally, the boy and father also ended up finding out they had herpes and chlymidia. That would be why everyone here in her hometown calls her chlymidia lidia. She told me personally that she was going to kill my child and that I should just kill myself for having a kid out of wedlock. She is literally psycho.
The peanut butter dog video is true. She is constantly doing crazy shit around here and literally no one likes her.
I’ve heard if you put peanut butter on your genitalia and your dog licks if off it isn’t cheating, cuz its your dog. Of course if its the neighbors then its grounds for divorce..
Can’t forget this guy:
She got it right, Sean. You are a faggot.
Ouch man…
While Serenity may never win an AVN, she will set a record for the longest pregnancy.
If you look at the link, http://registry.thebump.com/lidia-leann-lee-december-2015/11493982, you can see this was originally posted in Dec 2o15. According to the site, Serenity lists a due date of April 2017..Hmmm,
By my calculations that’s a 16 month pregnancy, A normal pregnancy is like 38-40 weeks, not 64. So if my math is correct, Serenity was 7 months pregnant when she shot the Woodman scene..
She must do Yoga.
If I wasn’t a trusting man, id say somethings amiss.
Other great Haze reading
Again. You’re a faggot, Sean. You’re a sad lowlife faggot who has to resort to porn as a source of entertainment since you couldn’t get a woman, even if you had a $100 bill hanging from your zipper. Then again, you’ve never seen one of those up close and personal. The woman or the currency. Enjoy reporting on “porn stories” since it’s all a worthless nobody like yourself has in what he sadly calls his life.
Sad thing she actually did make a scam up about having a sick child
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What more needs to be said?