Shy Love Is Now Running Matrix Models

Feb 22, 2019
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After a shocking and ground breaking revelation posted earlier here today, we can know confirm my Horsenins, aka Shy Love,  is in fact running Matrix.. Showing up to shoots bragging about the millions of dollars she’s made and how her pussy is worth it’s weight in gold.

Which begs the question, how much does Shy’s pussy weigh? Are there pussy weigh stations along the highway? What if your pussy weighs too much? Does a pussy need a work visa?

I’m sorry mam, but your pussy is 2.9 pounds over the legal pussy limit. I’m gonna have to cite you for violating Penal Code Section CX, paragraph 3

Please sign here, it’s not an admission that your pussy weighs too much, it just your promise that you, along with your pussy will appear before the Judge

Once, Shy told people there was a contract on her life.

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Seabiscuit

I say neigh.

BoJack Horseman
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BoJack Horseman

Someone has to say it. Bitch is ugly.

Matt Danzig
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Matt Danzig

How are you under the impression that no one has? She didn’t just start looking like Mr Ed last week. She’s always been uglier then a smashed bag of assholes.

Bojack Horseman
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Bojack Horseman

Whoa there. Easy boy. Nobody said it here yesterday. When one talks about a steed like her, it needs to be said often.

Willie
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That horseface’s entire life is a lie. She lied about graduating from college 2 years early, she lied about having an MBA. She lied about getting fired from 1800PetMeds. She lied about trying to swindle people out of money. She lied about turning out the whores at ATMLA. And now she’s lying about this. Her whole life has been a continuous con job.

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