‘He was shoving an apple up his rectum’: Photo lab developers reveal their darkest sights

‘He was shoving an apple up his rectum’: Photo lab developers reveal their darkest sights

Remember that time you had to take THOSE holiday photos to be developed? We’re talking about the ones which showed you in an embarrassing and compromising position, and you’ll never forget the look of horrified judgement that you received when you picked them up. Well, it turns out that you’re not alone, unsurprisingly. We give […]

 

Condoms Could’ve Saved Jessie Rogers’ Asshole

Condoms Could’ve Saved Jessie Rogers’ Asshole

In sports, when you retire, whether it’s by choice, injury, or being forced out, it hurts. It’s what that person does in the next portion of their life that defines how they will be remembered. Jose Cancesco, hit over 450 home runs but will be remembered for turning on the game that made him. Now […]

 

Extreme Ass Dialing

Extreme Ass Dialing

World’s most unfortunate butt dial? A prisoner at Welikada jail in Colombo, Sri Lanka, got into trouble this week, after he attempted to hide a smuggled cell phone in his rectum. The Agence France-Presse reports that the 58-year-old convict had concealed the phone, along with a hands-free headset, in his body cavity. The items were […]