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• Ivan Mayers.

• After being presented with this quandary, I decided to consult with the spirits. The results from the Chivas and Genny Cream Ale were inconclusive, so I turned to the deck of the occult. The cards told me I needed to buy more Chivas. Once I realized I shuffled my "to do" cards, I stumbled around the house to find my tarot cards. There they were in my office, right next to my Brylcreem and wart remover. I proceeded to plant myself on the throne, pull the hamper close by and do some readings. 2 courtesy flushes and half a Dutch Master later, the cards came to the conclusion that Shelly Lubben is the one that will be taken first. The spirits seemed to be angry with her. They completely ignored my attempts to nudge fanboy Roger to the head of the line.

• I hear Monica has been mentioning having an unusual hunger lately...

  David Icke has an Interview with Arizona Wilder, in which she mentions, that she was trained by the "Angel of Death" Joseph Mengele,
  to kill babies for the "Global Elite".

  The Participants at Rituals

  George Bush (including both sons)
  Madeleine Albright
  Ronald Reagan with Nancy Reagan
  Hillary Clinton
  Lindon Johnson
  Queen Mother
  Princess Margret
  Newt Gingrich
  Prince Philipp
  Guy de Rothschild
  Tony Blair
  Zecharia Sitchin
  Lawrence Gardner
  J. Rockefeller
  Gerald Ford

  Indeed, they do not only molest children, they eat them and drink their blood.

  • nutjobs...they're everywhere.

• Mace Ravenwolf (aka DJ Dickhead)

• the Angel of death..lol uh ohh

• I loved the show about Mengele traveling South America and shooting up cows and women to induce twins.

• i wonder if tards are like vampires...like if you neutralize the head tard, do the rest become human again?

• What about The Red Queen?

• How dare you threaten my physical safety! I just talked to God and Jesus Christ and they told me you are all going to HELL!!! But before you do, I'm going to add everyone who voted for me to my list to submit to the FBI and Law Enforcement.

  I'm also going to add everyone who has ever watched porn to my list. After that, I will be adding anyone who ever typed the word porn, in any language, into google or any other search engine on the internet.

  Once I finish that, I will add everyone who has a tattoo. Why? Because next to the pimps in LA porn, you are the people responsible for brainwashing women and trapping them, against their will, into a life of porn.

  Anyone who outs me as being the sick, twisted loser I am for writing KKK fan blogs will get added to my list, as well.

  Even though it's a tough job, SOMEONE has to care about these fallen women and bring justice upon the pimps, porn consumers and tattooed people who brainwash them into hooking.