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By August 3, 2012 10:06 pm 4 Comments Read More →

TRPWL’s First Adult Parody Coming Soon

Yes! TRPWL, along with Whiteacre’s Jew Gold Productions, are proud to announce their first feature film.

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This movie is destined to not only win awards, but save lives. Shot in grainy 8mm by a homeless guy strung out on meth, [to give it that full Tard effect] this 89 minutes blockbuster was the talk of the town at last week’s boxed wine extravaganza. The film isn’t even out yet and there’s talk of part 2 and 4.

Other features include a behind the scenes segment with writers Sean Tompkins, Michael Whiteacre and the homeless drunk.

This film has been seen by the who’s who of film making and the Dos Equis guy.

Quentin Tarantino: “Talk about bringing Tards to life… Tompkins, Whiteacre and the homeless guy are master craftsmen. “

Clint Eastwood: “Not since ‘I am Sam’ have I seen more retarded Tards. Kudos to these guys for showing Tards in their true form!”

Ben Stiller: Talk about great Tards…these Tards make Simple Jack look like Good Will Hunting!”

Tom Hanks asked: “Is that homeless drunk guy available to shoot Forest Gump 2?”

Japanese Diplomats: “Fuck you dolphins, fuck you whales! This Tard tale was touching and scary at the same time.”

James Deen: “I think the panoramic beauty of this Tard sci fi thriller will go down in history as the greatest cinematography since the Land Of The Lost.”

President Obama: “Those Tards are Bush’s fault. Reelect me and I promise to rid the world of these Tards!”

Reporters stood outside of theaters to gage movie goer’s thoughts. Overheard in Dallas, Texas:

‘That cross eyed Tard looked like a serial killer I read about.’

‘Whiteacre and Tompkins are brilliant!’

‘Because of this movie, I will be suspicious of any women with 3 breasts…’

‘Man, that drunk homeless guy sure can find great angles!’

‘I heard Tard Desi pimped her own kid. I wonder what her cut was?’

‘TRPWL has promised this movie will be the first movie ever to win an academy Oscar, AVN and Retard weekly award in the same year!’

The trailer will be posted soon…

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