Earlier today, like 2 hours ago, I wrote a ground breaking piece about Bobbi Dylan claiming to know New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Apparently, Bobbi wasn’t happy. She accused me of being over 50 and hiding from her:

I’m still in my 40’s, have never threatened her, and never ever met Bobbi Dylan.

But I did hide from her, and I did it in an ingenious way, by staying out in the open. My plan was foolproof.

Arriving on Tuesday, like I’ve done secretly for 6 years in a row, I quickly checked into my room at the Hard Rock under my real name, changed into a shirt that inconspicuously said TRPWL and proceeded to the gym.  Then, after showering and spraying some sexy man spray on, I went to the yearly Spiegler dinner for the ADT guys at Lucky’s.

In attendance for this epic event was, Mark Spiegler, George, Abella Danger, Karlee Grey, John Stagliano, Auggie, Richard Abowitz and like 12 other Spiegler girls, I was able to blend in at the table by scooching down really low so if Bobbi Dylan or Governor Chris Christie walked by, they wouldn’t see me.

Yea, the TRPWL shirt was a stroke of genius, no way would someone hiding from Bobbi Dylan or a Congressman from New Jersey ever wear a white shirt with big light blue letters saying TRPWL .

Wednesday and Thursday was when I really hid. I was so good at it, I was only able to take 241 pictures for my sites, and talk to:

Brian Gross, Ron Jeremy, 7 Veils, Kissa Sins, Johnny Sins, XXX Star PR, Sandra from OC, Whitney Wright, Dave,  Alex Ace, Mandy Muse, Tarantino X, Derrick Pierce, Brad Armstrong,  Melissa Hill, Alana Evans, Gia Paige, Nina Elle, Cristi Ann, Jasmeen Lefleur, Frank Fetish, Denise from Naughty PR, T Reel, Karen Tynan, Eric Paul Leue, Sara St Clair, Sara’s hot civilian friend, Kimmy Granger, Anthony from OC, Kiki Daire, Chris Cock, Erika from The Rub, Jasmine Summers, Leeroy (WoodRocket), Kendra Lust, Randy, Julia Ann, and Siouxsie Q, just to name a few.

How was I able to spend all this time at AVN, going in and out of restaurants, the gym, and the convention while Bobbi Dylan, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and AVN security was looking for me?  Simple, A TRPWL Tee over my 6’2 225 frame.

I’m thinking about doing a webinar on how to hide from Bobbi Dylan, for just 19.95 I can teach you how to hide from delusional drugged up porn chicks.