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• I'd jump in a car with David Hasselhoff any day.

• Casey Calvert or Kennedy Leigh. If I could have the 2 of them, some lube, a gram of meth and a case of beer in a hotel room for a weekend, I'd give up 4 toes and a 1/2 the pinky finger on my left hand.

• I will go with Casey Calvert. She's a MOT.

  Also I would like to add that Don Johnson is a jerk.

  • MOT? Member of the Tribe?

    So I should call the piss flaps Pastrami instead of Roast Beef? Not that she has a lot, not even enough for 1/2 a sandwich. I'd have to spend a lot of time down there trying to get nourishment.

    I have seen Sex Dice, do they make a Sex Dreidel? Seems like that would be a money maker in a novelty store.

    • OH SHIT! Major money maker. Have the Sex Dreidel made big enough to double as a butt plug. Just round the edges. Stainless Steel, so a rabbi can micvah(?) them, to make em kosher. Like they do with knives.

      I feel bad there is no Hanukkah porn for Jewish Pervs, this could help remedy that.