I’ve already brought you the best of Tumblr and Vine porn – and, as you can imagine, no one clicked on those links. But luckily the higher-ups at Salon are letting me continue to pursue this important topic, despite the general public’s total indifference toward pornographic material. (Keep independent journalism alive!) Thus, I’ve spent hours scouring Reddit, all in search of the best smut it has to offer. The result: a list of 10 subreddits that reflect the range of what good porn can be — sexy, educational, hilarious and, sometimes, just really effing weird. (And, to that point, fear not if you don’t find your particular fetish on this list: Whether it’s seeing people putting Sharpies in their butts, ejaculating on figurines or NSFW renderings of Hitler, Reddit’s definitely got you covered.)
“If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” So states Rule 34 of the Internet, and this thread is designed to prove it. There’s Zelda porn, “Futurama” pinups and superhero orgies. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? On this subreddit, taking off her red coat. Ever wonder what the Flinstones get up to in their conjugal rock-bed? Imagine no more (fun fact: Fred leaves the tie on, folks). With titles like “Rapunzel Upside Down Anal,” I think it’s safe to say that this is what the Internet is made for.
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