In my 36 years of porn, both as a straight male performer <— (Hatler, this is how you spell performer) and a writer, I’ve seen a lot of truth stretching and outright lying on Social Media.

The other day, I was hanging out with my good friends Gustavo Secchi and Art Mooney, Art asked me who the biggest liar in all of porn was. Gus screamed out Donny Long, but I said slow down, FUNgus. Let’s not forget Hatler “Yes To Meth” Gurius!

Thus beginning a long conversation on photo-shopped penises, drug use, circus clown gang rape and murder for hire plots. Sorry, Hatler, forgot to say “trigger warning.”

It’s to the point where Hatler has told so many lies on Social Media that Disgraced former blogger Mike South is writing a new book called “My Bukkake Spiral of Hatler’s Lies / OSHA Standards & Snake Bite Identification’’ RIP Billy Glide and Alana Evans.

Speaking of books, I just read Beth Noonan’s book, “Emails, Sex Offenders and The People who don’t care.”  I found it rather dry, much like Amber Lynn’s vagina.

Now I could make one big going post about Hitler’s 1000’s of Twitter lies. Yes, his lies extended back to when it was still called Twitter, but it would be much more fun if we just picked out one lie a week or every few weeks and filled in the holes, like James Bartholet at a man spa.

The other day, everyone’s favorite crackhead got into a Twitter beef with a dude named Rod Magnum.

Hatler didn’t waste any time going full Plantation owner on poor Rod, an African American. I guess we should be grateful Black History Month is over, but still, the N-word Hatler? Hatler’s hatred for African Americans only means one thing: he’s a Democrat. Hatler probably wishes he could buy Rod Magnum and put him to work picking cotton or, even worse, force him into a life of Penis Pic Photoshopping. Fortunately for Rod, Trump has outlawed all Slave trading.

My favorite part of this social media meltdown isn’t Hatler trying to import slaves, no it’s the fact that he claims to have over 6500 people waiting to get the AIDS,  I mean, work with him. LOL. Dude has literally shot like 20 paid scenes, and more than half have come from Casting Couch Powers. But this drug addict wants people to think he’s got a 6500 person waiting list.

I wish I could say this is the most absurd thing Hatler Hitler Gurius has said, but it’s not even close.