Miserable Old Hag #1 Tyffany Million, whose last shoot was 26 years ago, sent out an email to talent claiming she and her partner Ben Fisher were booking girls for and shooting for Kink’s Sex And Submission site. I’ll be alternating between spellings of her name, mainly because I just don’t care. Tiffany was on GLOW in the 80’s. She is also an AVN Hall of Famer. I’m going to attempt to work those facts into this post as many times as she’s dropped them on X today. Cross your fingers, I can do it. Say a prayer to Saint George. I don’t want to have to say “SO SORRY” like I didn’t choose the vanilla paste. The email is below.

Not only do they claim to shoot for Kink.com, but they also want potential talent to send the front and back of their ID’s. Sounds super legit, like everything James Bartholet’s little buddy Ben is involved with.

There was much back and forth, Tyffany Million and Ben threatened to blacklist talent in the industry. This is porn. If ATMLA can sign accused rapists and women beaters over and over, you ain’t blacklisting anyone.

Numerous people associated with Kink.com, from the main booker to a director for them stated it was untrue, and Tiffany and Ben have zero to do with Kink and will never have anything to do with Kink. Tyffany, who you may not know, was on GLOW and is in the Hall of Fame. And knowing is half the battle. Yo Joe!

Tyffany, who, yep, you guessed it, was on GLOW and is in a Hall of Fame, made this tweet in response to a model, then later deleted it.

@TXAMLA would be the account of Ben Fisher, partner to Tyffany Million of GLOW, and in the Hall of Fame. So, according to Tiffany, Ben owns Sex And Submission. This is like when Nick Boner said his dad owned the LA Coliseum. Bonus points if you know who Nick Boner is. Grrrrrrrr.

Miserable Old Hag #2 Amber Lynn jumped in, because as usual, she has no idea what is happening, like Rick Madrid. Amber, thank you for reminding us you’re an officer with APAG. And credible. Ha ha ha. You don’t look a day over 75. Now, please go back to blowing Pon in trade and let the mentally stable and productive carry on. Also, Amber, your attorney was supposed to contact me back in 2016, that’s 2015-2016 = 9 years now.

Ben, how’s The X Agency going? Just another one of your scams. For the record, I reckon your “well-known and well-respected attorney” can go fuck himself. Bring it.

If you need me, I’ll be saving my pee in Mt Dew cups here in the office. I’m 95% sure you don’t want the smoke, and by smoke, I don’t mean the stuff that comes out of Amber’s meth pipe, I mean it how the brothers mean it, and by brothers, I don’t mean the Staxx twins, I mean like black guys.