Uncut James was arrested yesterday for his attack on fellow mope Flesh Mechanic. He was charged with Attempted Murder and given a 1 million dollar bond.  You can  read some of the details on the highly regarded and eloquent orignal post here.

1 million bucks might as well be 700 billion 4000 and 6 dollars..  In Mope money, Uncut James would have to shoot two hundred and fifty thirty guy blow-bangs a day, donate 5 pints of plasma every other day, steal his roommates Oxy bottles, for a month, resell them to HS athletes at 80% markup, blow guys at Golds Gym at a 100 bucks a pop, and use Hatler Guris to invest all that money for 6 months straight, and he still would still be 80k short of the 10% needed to secure the bond