Who said baboons aren’t related to man? During a live report from the Lodi Grape Festival in California, a baboon named “Mickey” [because baboons hang out at grape fests] felt up Fox 40 field reporter Sabrina Rodriguez. He flashed a “smile” all the way through it. Rodriguez laughed it off as Mickey tried to “cop a feel” and continued her report. Her in-studio colleagues were clearly amused by the way Mickey the Molesting Mammal smiled widely at the camera throughout.