Alana lies so much she forgets who she really is. take this tweet for instance:

LOL  A strike? Alana, you’re a 58 year old women who makes MasterCard/Visa 2.98  a month, add Ruby to the mix and it’s 2.99, add in Kelly Pierce, and it’s 1.03 after chargebacks.

Or did you mean you and the hags are gonna some how convince the 8 people who take you serious to march in front of the MC/Visa offices?

Like when they look out the window and see 4 nobodies and 6 never wases somehow they will cave?

“Hey Mr. Kelly, someone fell down in the handicap spot, should I send security?” ” No, thats Alana Evans, she almost got the cover of Buffy Malibu’s Nasty Girls 20, we better do what she says”

I know Alana, it’s not about results, it’s about using your mouthpiece over at XBIZ to get you some press in hopes you’ll be able to fleece someone out of their hard earned cash.

Don’t worry, I won’t tell