I’m just going to jump right in on the pictures from eXXXotica NJ 2014…

I was sober for this event, so nothing all that interesting happened, except for a few tingles in my briefs. Like the ones I got when Belle Knox pointed her little butt at me for a picture.

I really don’t know if dark chocolate comes any hotter than Ana Foxx.

When I saw Tasha Reign all I could think of was those boobs smushed against my back while taking a motorcycle ride, on a warm summer day.

Marley Matthews gets my award for the New Girl I Googled When I Got Home. I find her adorable.

Lexi Belle made another appearance at the show. With blue in her hair and on her top, the Smurf video was implanted in my mind.

Dillion Harper was looking fit and fabulous.

I tell ya, I feel very comfortable walking around eXXXotica, because I don’t feel self conscious about the depraved thoughts rolling around my noggin. I guess part of it is because I assume many of the others in attendance are having the same thoughts, and part of it is because at least I’m not taking video of feet. Sorry Foot Guys, I just don’t get it.

I caught Charmaine Glock when she was chilly 🙁

Long time fave Euro Star Jennifer Dark

Every aisle of the show had dancers flaunting it for the crowd.

I would like to thank Hope Howell for the nice lil panty flash. Practically the only upskirt photo I’ve ever taken without fear of prosecution.

Last, but certainly not least is Ash Hollywood. Hands down she receives the Even Hotter In Person award. Not that she ain’t hot on video, but every year there seems to be one who stands out and gives you a “Wow!” This year it was Ash.