Remember Kevin Hogan, the Massachusetts teacher whose career flashed before his eyes when Fox News reporter Mike Beaudet ambushed him about his gay porn past? Turns out an unnamed source has told The Sword that his wife is an amateur porn star too, and that they made videos together. We dug up some screngrabs of their old website, CandyCoatedPorn.com.

More on that later, though. We’d first like to turn to finishing the matter of naming a dirty word after Beaudet, Santorum-style.

The most popular choice was option 3:

Beaudet (noun): The state of an anus after anal sex: roughed up, ruddy, and possibly bloodied. Usage: Mike Beaudet’s face kind of looks like a Beaudet.

But we think that inventive commenter “cminca” should be given a chance to vie for the title. His contribution to the cause:

Actually–I think that the correct definition should be the state of the cavity not properly cleaned for anal sex. In other words, an unprepared ass.

As in “he was beaudet so there was a lot of santorum.”

If you vote for that one, comment “2.” As a third option, we offer a slightly more graceful version of “2?: to bidet one’s arsehole in preparation for clean, fun anal sex. So European! Vote “3? in the comments for that.

And onto the story! The source says:

I helped promote some of Hogan’s material when he was more involved in doing porn. I met him and his wife numerous times and we talked about ways to help cross-promote. They had a website and sold clips on Xtube (which means there is probs lots more evidence on people’s hard drives out there). We did that for a while, and then I got an email from them saying Hogan got a mainstream job and to please remove the material. I did, and that was pretty much it. Didn’t think I’d ever hear of them again.

He and his wife had a porn site together called “Candy Coated Porn” that was mostly focused on her, and they wanted to branch him out; that’s why we started talking—cuz they knew he would have to hit the gays if he wanted to get popular. They were into some crazy, kinky, hardcore shit. Her porn name was “Sweetie Pie”…LOL.

They also dug up this social media profile on something called Listorious, which would link her to “Hytch” (Cawke), Hogan’s really lame porn name, and to CandyCoatedPorn.com.

listorious-sweetiepie-profile

Using our crazy-awesome Interwebs skillz, we dug up some screenshots of Sweetiepie and Hytch’s lovely joint venture. In their own words:

“See the results as two notorious switches, who only sub for each another, push their physical and metal limits in their quest to match – or outdo – the other…”

Epiccc. Most of the pictures are broken, unforch, but the disgusting porn blurbs and telling alt-copy live on. Enjoy!

For some festive flavor, Hytch and Sweetiepie hosted four or more sexxxy XXXMas parties. And in the iconic feature “Candy-Caned 69,” the doting wife faces a holiday problem common to many of us. “Sweetiepie can’t choose which to suck:

As soon as December 25th rolls around, nobody wants to watch holiday-themed porn anymore. Sweetie and Hytch kept it topical and moved onto some hardcore bondage pics. I mean, isn’t everyone’s New Year’s Resolution to make more bondage films?

We come to the end of our journey here. Some smoking fetish stuff, “footlove,” “dreamy and creamy,” clearly they’re ready for retirement, ’cause this is the stuff of amateurs! Oh, wait.

Remember, folks, you can kill your website, but you can never kill the Internet’s ability to archive itself

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