Most of you don’t remember this, but Alana Evans used to have this scam called APAG. It was a fake union used by her and a bunch of old twats to scam money from unsuspected targets. This scam isn’t to be confused with BIPOC scam run by another old failed hag, Sinnamon Love.

Anyway, once Alana and her dried-up menopausal friends decided APAG was dead in the water, they basically walked away from it.

According to the website, it’s been almost a year since theye have had a meeting:

Even their Twitter has been dormant:

That is until a couple of dumber-than-life porn chicks started making noise about a culinary strike at The AVN Host Hotel. If there’s anything I’ve learned about Porn Chicks they can overlook rape, women beating, and Animal abuse, but they very clearly draw a line at below-standard pay.

Here’s Alana, jumping into shit that, in the porn landscape, really doesn’t matter.  Hoping she can get that one last interview in before her kids commit her to a retirement community.

I think my favorite part of this tweet, is Alana used the word “Voted” LOL

Here is probably how it went down, Alana, upset over losing a shuffleboard game against Mr. Barnes from building D, pulls out her Jitterbug cell phone and sees a few girls are mad about a strike. After using the google, she discovers potential mainstream interview bait here.  You see, from the outside, a “porn union” is a headline grabber, while in reality, APAG is nothing more than an old ladies’ knitting club.

Alana, talking to herself using a fake voice, “Alana, you need to jump on this”, to which Alana responded using her own voice, “But I don’t like peas”.

Fake Alana “For godsake Alana, take your Cholinesterase inhibitor and focus.”

“You’re right fake Alana, this might be my chance to get into heaven” Quick, the APAG phone”

Fake Alana, ever since your APAG scam failed, you haven’t paid for the APAG phone, better use the Jitterbug phone instead

Good call fake Alana, I just called a vote in my head, APAG is getting involved, and the vote is 3-2.

I kinda miss making fun of Alana and her cronies. Lets hope these underpaid culinary professionals can lead me to more posts