December 4, 2016 — Our friend Samantha Bentley, the multi award-winning adult performer and all-around good sport, revealed on Twitter today that she has been the victim of a crazed stalker for the past 8 years.
To support her claim, she tweeted a sample of his handiwork:
Now obviously little Vinny has way too much time on his hands. So, we looked into this guy’s background. He comes from small town (population just over 5,000) in New York’s Saratoga County.
A disgrace to his heritage, as well as to the great state of New York.
I’m going to guess that Vincent Sr., Mary, Linda and the rest of the Lavazzo family have little idea that their little melon-headed goombah is an obsessed porn fan who thinks it’s cool to stalk and threaten the people to whom he masturbates.
Vinny also has a pretty good online footprint. For instance, his twitter account (protected, naturally) is @Italianom77…
If some of our readers would care to discuss the finer points of rolling pizza dough, manufacturing tissues, or working with boxes and containers, you can email Signore Lovazzo.
Now, Vinny, I trust we have your attention.
Everyone not named Lavazzo is encouraged to follow Samantha Bentley on twitter
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