My google alerts started beeping so I instinctively looked up and saw the TRPWL signal flashed across the skyline. After making sure there wasn’t trouble at the ole mill I soon relized it was much worse. Belle Knox went missing.
She hasn’t tweeted in a month and half and it appears who ever took her also deleted almost 90,000 of her followers.
We must find those responsible and bring them to justice.
UPDATED 4/26
Mysteriously, after this story was posted missing porn talent Belle Knox’s Twitter follower count jumped by more than 100,000.
No new tweets however. It’s my hope Belle hasn’t been taken by Rick Madrid. If so, it’s curtains for Duke and the Duke Basketball program.
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