Sometimes things can’t be overlooked. As much as my good friend Michael Whiteacre is bothered by Shelley, I can’t ignore it when she gets props. Here are a few shout-outs from Shelley’s fans…

Shelley is tops when it comes keeping all the money – Bernie Madoff

Props to Shelley for hiding who she really is – James Hogue

Shelley is a inspiration to us all and im proud to call her my friend –Barry Minkow

I would follow Shelley thru the gates of hell, a true women of god –Reed Slatkin

Shelley taught me everything I know –Lou Pearlman

I love her, she convinced me to try dark meat –Jeffrey Dahmer

While I dont know Shelley, she is a motivation to all in the industry –L. Lance Gilman

That Shelley is one crazy bitch, glad shes on my side – Charles Manson

Shelley put money in my pockets and for that i will never forget her – Pablo Escobar

Note from editor: I’m not sure of this Shelley chick’s last name. It might be Lubben, but who knows…