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Orlando Bloom imagines Hobbit porn movie

Orlando Bloom has joked he would love to make a ‘Hobbit’ spin-off porn movie in which the elves would be obsessed with tantric sex.

They’re coming

 

The 37-year-old star, who plays Legolas in the ‘Lord of the Rings’ and ‘Hobbit’ movie franchises, is keen to make a home movie spin-off version of the fantasy flick featuring violent, tantric sex-loving elves getting ”down and dirty”.

He said: ”I was doing press with Evangeline Lilly and Lee Pace recently, who both play elves, and we thought we might do an elven spin off.

”We could do an elven spin-off ourselves, you know. Get some iPhones, and some GoPros. And the elves annihilate Middle Earth, tantric sex style, down and dirty.

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