Lets go down the list of people who can do WHATEVER they want.. Eric Cartman, Jesus, Tony Romo, Scooby Doo, and Ron Jeremy.

Early this morning, a corrupt police officer profiled Mr. Jeremy, eventually citing him for no license.. News Flash hot shot, if Ron wants to drive without a valid California DL, you damn well let him… He’s earned that right.

A man who some say is more dangerous than HIV once told me “Ron Jeremy is the Porn Santa Claus”. Does anyone honestly think I’m gonna stand by and watch the Porn Santa Claus get harassed by a rogue cop out to make a name for himself by bringing down a legend?  Fuck No…TRPWL has declared war.

From TMZ

Ron Jeremy‘s night could have been a lot worse — because it turned out he was NOT driving drunk … however he was driving without a California license, so he got his car impounded.

The porn legend was pulled over in Hollywood Wednesday night after police spotted him driving erratically. Our photog witnessed police giving Jeremy a breathalyzer test, but he passed just fine. Ron told our photog he doesn’t drink at all.

But it turns out Ron only has a New York license (even though he’s lived in L.A. for years) so the cops towed his Saturn and Jeremy and his lady friend had to take a cab home.

Before he took off … Ron gave us a review of the cops who pulled him over.