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• I miss the good old days, before broads could bleed out rubes via cam sites and clip sites, when you could post a fantasy on CL Erotic Services and sift through replies from career whores to bim next doors who blew that month's car payment on a Macy's sale.

  I feel for the youth of today, who have to rely on looks, charm and wit just to get an opportunity to spend months building up a personal and sexual rapport before asking if the chick has a friend who can come over to fellate him while she performs analingus on him. What used to be a few emails, $300 and an hour of depravity now takes an endless amount of time and resources.

  Instead these young people have to wait until our elected officials fritter away the new revenue from taxes on sports wagering and marijuana before they look to the Meat Pockets of America and see dollar signs capable of funding over burdened public pension funds. Likely a minimum of 2 recessions away from Her Body, Her Choice echoing through the Congressional Hallways in celebration of the shackles being removed from our God given right to pursue happiness.

  God Bless Vagina and God Bless the USA