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• Oh, DAYHMN!!!!

  This woman is, like, the F7 tornado of myopia.

  I know clavicles, Shelley, and that is NOT where RJ signed his name. And plus, that still doesn't explain the fact that you PAID good money to get him to do the deed. Money, BTW, that came directly from your ministry that went to funding more of that very porn you are attempting to "save" people from!! Explain that to your peeps, ma'am.

  And, I guess that those stipper moves you cut up at the PSK were just you getting into the Holy Spirit and showing the heathens out there the power of Christ, right??

  Just stop it, Shelley, and give us the Lubben-Foster duo gangbang/bukkake comeback video we've been expecting all along. It would be much better entertainment and so much more relevant than the lying you are perpetuating right now.

  Anthony

• As someone formerly associated with Lubben wrote me earlier this evening:

  "She looked up to God for help? First of all, she has a smile on her face. Second of all, why does she need God's help on this one?! All she has to do is swat his hand away and tell him "no." What is she wanting God to do -- strike him with lightning?! What a liar -- and this idiot actually believes her?"

  One year after the fact, she claims that Ron Jeremy -- one of the sweetest gentlemen I know, and not even a social drinker -- committed a sexual assault on her IN PUBLIC, and her response was to bid on (and win) a date with him, and then be photographed and videotaped hanging all over him.

  Sean, TRPWL should run an internet poll on this issue. Do you believe Shelley Lubben is looking to G-d almighty for help in that photo?

  On the issue of Lubben's disassociation from reality, try this one on --

  Histrionic Personality Disorder

  People with this disorder are usually able to function at a high level and can be successful socially and professionally. [They] have good social skills, but they tend to use these skills to manipulate other people and become the center of attention. Furthermore, histrionic personality disorder may affect a person's social or romantic relationships or their ability to cope with losses or failures.

  They often fail to see their own personal situation realistically, instead tending to dramatize and exaggerate their difficulties. They may go through frequent job changes, as they become easily bored and have trouble dealing with frustration. Because they tend to crave novelty and excitement, they may place themselves in risky situations.

  Additional symptoms may include:

  * Exhibitionist behavior.
  * Constant seeking of reassurance or approval.
  * Excessive dramatics with exaggerated displays of emotions, such as hugging someone
  they have just met or crying uncontrollably during a sad movie.
  * Excessive sensitivity to criticism or disapproval.
  * Proud of own personality, unwillingness to change and any change is viewed as a threat.
  * Inappropriately seductive appearance or behavior.
  * Somatic symptoms, and using these symptoms as a means of garnering attention.
  * A need to be the center of attention.
  * Low tolerance for frustration or delayed gratification.
  * Rapidly shifting emotional states that may appear superficial or exaggerated to others.
  * Tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are.
  * Making rash decisions.

  • just judging from her expression in the photo, it appears to me that she is offering god to cop a feel...as opposed to seeking help...but that's just me. histrionic personality disorder fits her very nicely. good choice. ;-)

• Yeah right, Lubhead. You wanted Ron Jeremy in the most sexual way and you know it! I bet the real reason for the accusations is that Ron wouldn't fuck you that night and give you your money's worth. News flash: Ron Jeremy will only fuck women that don't have raging cases of herpes and also don't have some sort of uncontrolled severe mental health disorder.

• Her tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are. She would fantasise about it. Even hinting at such an intimate encounter despite knowing the true impossibility of it ever really happening.

  To gaze across the table into his eyes on a cold but clear January night. High atop on the hotel balcony they then stand. The uncomfortable, sensual and conflicted feelings of lust, rivalry, deisre, passion and hate all combined at once. How long can they fight against it?

  She would move over to the balcony railings, placing both hands on the surface of the railings and staring out to the distant horizon. He approaches her from behind and wraps his arms around her. Like a bandage to a wound. She can feel his warm breath gently blowing on the back of her neck.

  With his arms locked around her waist, she turns 180 to face him and places both her open hands against his chest. Her right middle fingertip is gently pressed against his shirt button and softly rubbed in circular motions as she gazes upward to make direct eye contact with him. The pale moon reflected in each others eyes, the sound of distant traffic below. There is no talk but a strong fixation on each others gaze.

  She softly releases herself of his embrace by taking both his hands into her own and moving them away from her body, but keeping a hold of them. She starts to take several steps backwards, tenderly keeping hold of his hands. With both of them now at full arms length from each other, she smiles and turns her head to face the direction of the hotel bedroom area before looking back into his eyes with a very suggestive expression. How would this one end?

  The heart wants what the heart wants. Our emotions and dreams of powerful intimacy control us. And they will at times present such beautiful and romantic situations in the land of fantasy. We do not always have to fight it, or even want to fight it. Let it take you. Let it touch you. Let it feel all those private forbidden areas that you try to keep on lock down. Passion is our best friend.

  • How would this one end? If you're referring to Lubben's strange plea to meet me for a quiet dinner for two in Las Vegas, it would end with me vomiting over the side of the balcony.

    A even clearer example of Lubben's tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are is her life-long habit of name-dropping. It didn't begin with Pink Cross. She desperately wants to believe that she is loved, trusted, supported, etc... This also goes to her constant need for reassurance and approval. Naming people who supposedly "love" her, and publishing photos taken on a convention floor, is the best evidence she can muster. True intimacy and deep emotions are foreign to her. She doesn't know how to have a healthy, undramatic relationship -- so she imitates them and takes posed snapshots to convince us, as well as herself, that she is emotionally healthy and loved.

    That she chooses to sexualize so much of her approach with "inappropriately seductive appearance or behavior" also goes to her exhibitionism and attention-seeking. These elements are all intertwined.