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• How much wood could a Shy Love chuck if a Shy Love could chuck wood?

  Is there any truth to the rumor that Shy Love left ATMLA so she could get herself ready for the Sire Stakes? Didn't anyone tell her they don't have a brokedown brood mare class?

  After hearing Mika Tan's story, I was considering going to Germany to get a blow job from a horse. If someone would be kind enough to provide Shy's hourly rate, it would save me a tone of airfare. I already have my Equine Encephalitis test.

  That is all for this evening. Please tip your waitresses, they gotta buy a lot of coke to stay thin enough to get in to them outfits. Thank you.

• Shy may be guilty of a few things (I don't know one way or the other personally) but she is still cute. I wonder now that she sold her talent agency if she will do a 50 man bound gang bang for Princess Donna and Peter Acworth at Kink. I will volunteer to test out her pussy and ass before the gang bang to verify that they still cause her to cum and that she can handle being tied up. Of course I will wear a condom and use plenty of lube.

  As for comparing Shy to a horse, I guarantee that Shy will give you a much better blow job than that German horse considering a horse cannot give a blow job at all.

  • I respectfully disagree. If a horse can suckle from a teet, it can suck a dick.

    • It can also bite a dick off of your body. Shy should be trained not to bite dick considering she was in over 350 porn movies and I would guess at least half of them involved sucking dick. Biting a guy's dick off on set is even worse a faux pas than forging a VD test to hide an HIV infection.