That’s one of them there headlines that makes no sense. Since I’ve publicly declared Astrid the dumbest in all of porn, the more I thought it about it, the more I realized Astrid was ran out of porn years ago, her hooking gigs dried up and she hasn’t shot in forever, and to be honest, she didn’t shoot that much when she did do porn. So in theory, Astrid isn’t the dumbest person in porn, this guy is:

That’s Danny Frost. He’s the “recruiter” that’s been with every low-level agency in porn. Known for harassing girls, even ones under contract, Danny is a complete fucking moron.

Once, he argued that Republicans want to shut down porn, when I pointed out that porn’s biggest enemy for 5 years straight was AHF president Michael Weinstein, he said I proved his point cuz Weinstein was a Republican. When I sent him an article about the openly gay Weinstein declaring himself a Democrat, Danny ran off and drank a Slimfast.

Flash forward to a few days ago, Astrid, who’s as dumb as a box of rocks thinks she’s still under contract with 101 Modeling, even though they haven’t booked a scene for her in like 3 years, and she has declared herself rich and retired from EVERYTHING. Declaring once she makes enough money from the Military to never work again.LOL

She got ran out of the Navy after her first tour due to drugs, and she doesn’t qualify for any pension…Now what she does or could qualify for, is psych pay. If she could blame the Navy for being a fucking crazy bitch, they may cut her a monthly..may being the key word

So one night, high as a fucking kite, Astrid sees one of those buy gold infomercials, and says, I’m gonna order some gold and maybe even the George Floyd commemorative coin, cha-ching.

After ordering from some high-priced markup clearing house, Astrid declared herself the world’s foremost authority on precious metal, often regurgitating copy and paste straight from Google…

Astrid’s bitch boy Mark Dalpes told her she should be writing for Forbes, asking her what is the best way to invest the 19 cents he found in Johnny Goodlucks couch.

It was rather fun to watch, it got even better when the idiot Danny Frost chimed in, each one running off to google to argue the point of what’s better, paper money, or gold. Since gold can and is traded in ALMOST every country, as well as car washes after 6 pm, and the US dollar is not, I declared Astrid the WINNER, printed up a certificate of Winnership, and promptly mailed it to her for her wall..

Now does make Danny the dumbest person in porn, NO.. There are many other things hes done to solidify that moniker.

The fact that 2 people worth less than 5000 bucks are arguing over gold is pretty funny.

Astrid, who also claims she owns enough gold to retire on, is not up to date on what one needs for retirement. Let’s do that math, using 30 as a retirement age.

I’ll do it so even a dumbass like Astrid will understand.

And we will do it as a single Astrid with no other mouths to feed, living in the same place for the rest of her life..We will also do it with Astrid not being a drug addict and living to full life expectancy.

Women on average live to 79, Astrid is 34. She has 45 years left. 🙂

Astrid needs at a minimum 2000 bucks a month to pay bills and buy ramen, or 24k a year, using the calculator on my trusty iPhone 3, that comes out to $1,080.000.

Astrid, I’m pretty sure your George Floyd commemorative coin isn’t worth a million bucks, which leaves you about $1,076,000 short of retirement…

And to be honest, I wasn’t going to write this, but Astrids pimp said he was gonna beat me up. so I had too