The other day i was talking to one of the top 5 guys in the free world..He told me that DP canceled a shoot because of a contract girl getting arrested.. No need to say the name of the girl thou.. Im not gonna say because its not really important to me..Occasionally thou , i need to to let the REAL bloggers know that Sean always knows first..Its just that Sean is about more then traffic..
Thats all for now…And as always VOTE NO B
My elite sources tell me it was Bibi Jones.
Your information is almost as out of date as mine, Mike! Bibi retired from performing months ago. I remember because I would have killed to have that little moneymaker in my ranks! Didn't your bff Jenni Case tell you all about that?
Ah, young Tompkins, I was once a wet behind the ears blogging noob myself. Heh, sure it starts out about more than the traffic. It starts out about exposing the cretins, championing the under dogs, promoting the girls that blow you in the shit house at Porn Star Karaoke. Moving sun and sky, profits be damned, to further this business that we all love. Then it turns.
Eventually you find out the reality. They are all cretins. Should a human wander into the business, they are chewed up and spit out a meth addicted shell of their former self, with a script of Valtrex as a parting gift.
The nubile starlet who demonstrated the oral skills that would make her a star, also fellated someone to pay her bar tab, and gave ass to mouth to the fella that bought her blow, as he was driving her home. Then she gave a handy to her neighbor for 2 oxies and a swig of mouthwash.
Yes, after the reality sets in and you realize the shelf life of friendships in this business is half the duration of a Caverject induced erection, you will do what we all do, once the taint of pornography has ruined any legitimate professional goals: use liquor to numb yourself to the fact that you are turning shameless shill in order to squeeze every last dollar you can out of this business before the walls come crumbling down.
You will probably start light, maybe a few bottles of beer with a little Schnapps from time to time. Then it will progress to the point where you need the comfort found in a pint of Bacardi just to stomach the cut and paste of a lousy article about some schmuck from Sister Rapist Creek, Arkantucky getting caught finger banging his coon dog while wearing his grandmother's knickers. Dark days will be rapidly upon you.
In preparation for what lies ahead, I suggest you purchase a Ouija board and start acclimating yourself to a mind numbing chemical or two. Xanax and Gin. Oxy Colada. The Aztec who once tended my garden was partial to Roofi-tinis, when he was cajoled into certain things he would have shied from, if not for the lure of profits. Those people are SO diminutive. If I am in the right state of delirium, I can see them as barely adolescent into their late 20's......
sigh
Where was I? Why is my glass empty? Paco! Cointreau! Schnell!
I started out on burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they’d stand behind me when the game got rough
But the joke was on me, there was nobody even there to call my bluff
I’m going back to New York City, I do believe I’ve had enough
-- Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues
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