Did Mika Tan Jack Off A Horse?
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Yes, I did. While I was visiting Germany for a Fetish convention in 1999, a guy named Wolfgang Krünger wanted to film me having sex with a horse for 30 DeM ($17K USD), which I LOL'd & declined. They came back asking if I would suck one off. Who knows what kind of diseases they might have? I passed again. They then downgraded it to a handjob with gloves for 3500 DeM (just over $2K USD). I have never seen the footage & think it might have been boring anyway, because I was so frightened when it ejaculated, I fell backwards & none of it landed on me. lol
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$2K USD? Yall could have paid me $300 to do it. That's $300 over what I usually do it for.
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Good to know you didn't bang the horse. I would have been grossed out, deeply.
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Can't get Hi5 or knocked up from a horse, so why the gloves? Horse prolly cleaner than most of the mopes in LA.
Monica Mattos blowing a horse was fun to watch, though I think they mighta faked the pop shot w/ a mouth full o egg nog or something. I'da rather seen the horse give her a facial.
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