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• Larry Flynt is lazy. He should just stand up and be a man. If I could push a shopping cart to and from the grocery store that doesn't carry black hair care products even though Obama is president filled with wine then he could do something. Sean, I was thinking things through. I had a hot lunch today, two actually so I made $40. Can we be friends? I would like to make out with you. Have you ever kissed someone with severe psychological issues? It's crazy I tell you. Did you see the Oakland Raiders got crushed by the Baltimore Ravens today? Do you know why they're not the Los Angeles Raiders anymore? They left LA because of the LA porn industry. Now Jesus Christ is punishing them for ever moving to LA in the first place. Did you know there are 18 different varieties of Franzia? On November 8, 2016, Vote Foster Or Get The Fuck Out You Illegal Aliens!

• Oh my groin! The hot lunch line is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

  • Your name crunkleschwitz, that doesn't sound Christian to me. Are you an illegal alien? If I say you're an illegal alien than you're an illegal alien. For 25 roses you can serve me a hot lunch too. 20 roses was the weekend meltdown special. I'd give it up to Jean-Claude Van Damme for free. I find him dreamy. I think I would be a good mother to his kids. I can't watch Timecop without sitting on a sponge. People who are sick are a burden and should just die. Believe in Jesus mother fuckers. I've asked the second most reliable source for news and information on the internet, Gene to read the cards and choose a running mate for me. I'm crossing my eyes and toes for Jean-Luc Picard. On November 8, 2016, Vote Foster Or Get The Fuck Out You Satan Worshipers!

• No, not illegal alien, but reptilian. I am one of the Earth's overlords sent here to steer innocent young women into Satan's outreached arms.

  Would you care for some Box Wine and cocaine cut with a heavy dose of laxative? Gotta get you cleaned out so I can do my biddness before I hand you over to my liege.