Let me be perfectly clear, I’ve been doing my very best to not make fun of people this week..and Unfortunately, Like Asian women trying to turn left, I have failed miserably.

Case in point, Hatler. I have sat back and watched him say the dumbest shit over the last 73.997 hours, call me Sammy The Bull Gravano, cuz I can no longer remain silent..

Hatler made this tweet earlier today:

I’m surmising that Hatler claims to be smarter than most lawyers.

Check out this Hatler Text Message;

Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s NOT what Statutory rape is.

Who knows, maybe at the Law Offices Of Hatler Gurius, having sex with someone for a trophy is ‘Statue Rape” not “Statutory Rape”, Get it?? Of course, you do.

You would think someone who is smarter than most lawyers and wants people to vote for him as Union President, would have a basic understanding of voting rights/law.

Hatler, who currently claims to reside in Vegas, says he can’t vote cuz he’s a felon hmmmmmm

Weird, maybe he lives in California?

Maybe he lives In Idaho:

None of this makes sense, after all, Hatler is smarter than most lawyers, he’s self taught, and his felony conviction is the only thing keeping him off the Supreme Court..

Do I need to keep going? or can I move on to another topic… Okay, I turn now. Good luck everybody else!