In the 3 years that I’ve been a world famous and award winning journalist I’ve seen a lot of gals come and go. So many, in fact, that back in 2012, with the help of the famous Dr. Cindi Spiegler, TRPWL commissioned a why porn stars quit the business study.

Literally thousands of documents, tweets, blogs, and stolen emails were fed into a program written by a well known professor at Vision International University in California. We then compiled the reasons into a comprehensive list.

Here are our findings, top 10 style..

10. My agent tried to make me hook, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

9. I’m worried about STDS, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

8. My agent won’t get me work because he hates me, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

7. Porn just isn’t for me, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

6. All the porn people got together and put me on their do not hire list even though I did nothing wrong, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

5. I worked 7 times last month and need a break, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

4. I hate porn,(takes desk job at porn company) so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

3. Porn is full of backstabbing two-faced girls who only care about themselves, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

2. Even though I told TRPWL  I couldn’t wait to shoot Public Disgrace for Kink.com, I think they’re abusers, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

1. My new boyfriend doesn’t want me fucking other guys, so I’m retiring.

Honorable mention —

My mom found out I was doing porn, so I’m retiring to spend time with my new boyfriend.

I have to do 90 days for my 2nd DUI, so I’m retiring for good, or at least 90 days…

I’ve been dating a male performer who says he doesn’t want me fucking other people, so I’m retiring.

I made a ton of cash on vacation in Dubai so I’m retiring and will become an advocate for condoms.