Broncos Fans — Statewide PORN BINGE After Super Bowl Defeat

Better hope the Mormons dont find out..

Nothing cures the agony of defeat like furious masturbation — at least that’s how Broncos Nation decided to deal with its grief last night … after losing the Super Bowl 43-8.

Porn Binge

XXX giant PornHub.com just released some fascinating stats from last night’s porn viewership on its website — showing overall viewership was down 32% during the big game … down even more in Denver (51%) and Seattle (61%). Makes sense.

The tide turns around the halftime mark (EST) … when most of the audience bailed on the game … but things got even more interesting after the final score.

While porn viewing numbers in Seattle and Washington dropped below average in the wake of their massive victory — presumably because everyone was out partying — the numbers in Denver and Colorado surged to 10.8% and 7.6% above average, respectively.

So far, no word from Kleenex or Vaseline.