So you save up your hard earned cash to buy a few hours with a high end escort/pornstar. You get your hotel, make the call, pass the safety check and now you’re sitting in your hotel waiting. She shows up late, of course, but what do you care? The girl you have watched in 50 movies is now standing at your door and you get to fuck her. How this is gonna go down has played over and over in your head and now its time to do whatever is y’all have agreed to do.
Only issue is, shes really not to interested in anything. In fact shes trying to hurry you up so she can get the hell out of there. Turns out to be one of the worst experiences of your life. How could this be? She’s got great reviews on Erotic Review. Don’t they weed out the bad girls and help their members (some of who pay monthly) get their money’s worth?
Now you’re pissed. You wanna keep others from this bad experience. You log into Erotic Review, find the girl or agency and relive your night for others. Yea, you’re getting into heaven cuz you just did your good deed. Only issue, your negative comments have disappeared..WTF ?
Now that im a high powered award winning journalist, people seek me out. For some reason they wanna give me top secret information. Like today, I had just got done having kinky sex with 3 girls from digital playground when my phone rang. Huh, no I cant tell you which girls. One has a boyfriend and if I give the other two up, then the third will be busted. They all were supposed to be at Choir practice together.
So this person starts to tell me how Erotic Review really works. I’m sure some of you will find this hard to beleive but certain agencies actually see to it their girls never get bad reviews. I’m not sure how though. This person told me money changes hands, but I highly doubt that. That would be just plain wrong. Then this person goes on to tell me that some girls fuck the moderators in a effort to have bad reviews deleted.
I should have hung up on him right there, there’s no way this could be true. I mean, what moderator would put pussy in front of doing the right thing? And what website would put money in front of its loyal paying customer base? This guy had lots of other things to say, about city vibe as well…but im not gonna print any of it right now. Probably all lies. After all if you cant trust escort review sites, who can you trust…?
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