HIYO!
Call him a c*** show host … TMZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s — and not only has the tape just hit the market … very solid sources tell TMZ, Johnny’s johnny is ENORMOUS.
Multiple sources tell us, the tape owner approached the Carson estate in September to make a deal for the footage — the estate said take a hike, and threatened to sue the owner if he ever sold it.
But the owner’s apparently gone rogue — we’re told he’s now shopping it to private collectors … and it is legendary.
According to sources who’ve seen it, the tape was shot right after he married wife #3 Joanna Holland. It opens with a naked dark-haired Carson masturbating by a pool — then shows Joanna (with a bouffant hairdo) going all Linda Lovelace.
It goes on for about 5 minutes — then we’re told it cuts to a 20-minute sex scene in Johnny’s bedroom … and Johnny does NOT hold back.
Oh yeah, we’re also told he’s hung like a horse — seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches. But for legal reasons it can’t go to a porn company, so the only way to unload it is with a private collector.
Move over Michael Fassbender.
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Private collectors indeed. Wonder how he finds them and why they’d pay so much for something so trivial.
I await confirmation of this rumor, but not holding my breath in the meantime.