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• I don't know where to begin with this ad... Obviously, Lubben seeks to combat the revealing of the ugly truth about her sham non-profit.

  What really gets me is: "I am a very public figure so I would also need someone who is discreet."

  This is jaw-dropping coming from Lubben, who is someone that blasts other people's personal info all over the internet, and/or rats them out to their family, when she gets angry at them.

  Also, as our friend KT notes over at the Truth About Pink Cross Foundation page on Facebook, the ad highlights her delusional vanity and lack of transparency:

  "I think it's a bit of over-inflation of ego to presume herself a 'very' public figure in need of special protection. The majority of image harm that has ever come to her has been at her own hands. If she's a Xtian ministress, there shouldn't be anything she's up to that she should be concerned or have fear about getting out into the public eye. She should be all above board and beyond reproach in everything she does."

• Geez, I don't even remember writing that ad. I was loaded!

  But yes, it's true, I have over 100 social media accounts, including the sock puppet accounts such as "justaxxxguy" that I use to troll porn sites and leave comments attacking my enemies.

  I should've mentioned in the job description that applicants must be willing to troll Michael Whiteacre (the Jewish Treasure) and Sean Tompkins of TheRealPornWikiLeaks... They'll get a great letter of recommendation for doing that...

• Sean, you forgot a couple of things. Must babysit her children and husband. Also must be willing to lick Shelley's nasty herpes and crab infested pussy as well as fuck her with a dick/dildo any time, anywhere.

  • No extra pay, but they'll get a REALLY good letter of recommendation if they do that.

• "nasty herpes" sorry, God cured shelleys herpes years ago...Also, i responded to the ad but have yet to hear back. Its not looking good

  • Oh, yeah, I meant to say that. Whoops...

    Sean, you're a demon-possessed friend of a Satanically-inspired, known atheist, Jewish treasure, so I'm afraid you're out of the running :(

• Is Garrett caucasian? If so I'm going to apply.

  • Keep your wine-stained hands off my bald-headed cuckold!

• When one posts an advert seeking discretion, typically one does NOT include one's picture and identity in the ad. LOL

  Her picture and links to her websites lie at the heart of what's wrong with the ad (and with Lubben): this represents yet another exercise in narcissism and poor judgment. She cannot resist the compulsion to use a job advert to do what no respectable media outlet the planet will do: proclaim Shelley Lubben to be an important public figure worthy of admiration and deserving of special consideration.

  • that's crazy. i wonder if she will make them sign a non-disclosure contract? you know -- like real celebrities require security, nannies, domestic staff, etc. to sign.

    • There can be enforceability issues with NDAs, as a matter of public policy, when the person seeking to enforce it is attempting to evade criminal prosecution. They're broadly used to maintain privacy as to internal "goings on", but are best utilized to protect trade secrets, or to maintain people's anonymity.

• Regarding the bottom photo of "Ex Porn Stars" -- Morgan never appeared in any movies. Lubben claims she "rescued" Morgan from porn, but when pressed clarified that Morgan says she didn't get into porn because she found Lubben's anti-porn propaganda LOL.

  The fellow 2nd from the left is Sal Mckvey. He'll be the subject of a feature soon, but suffice to say in the past he has demonstrated a little problem with truth and reality. He claims to have appeared in porn scenes, but no one can find any.

  Jennah's background is also unclear.

• ``Applicants must be willing to accept payment under the table''

  How am I suppose to receive payment under the table if I can't have a boner?